Lyrics

VERSE 1
Online with a glass of wine,
I read your profile several times.
You sounded too good to be true.
Now I’m not stupid, I’m not blind,
But I must have lost my mind.
Why else would I choose a man like you?

CHORUS
You should’ve come with a warning label:
“Hazardous, might be fatal,
Danger, not too stable,
Soon could fall apart.
He’s way too risky.
Can’t handle money or his whiskey.
Chance is more than fifty-fifty,
He will break your heart.”

VERSE 2
You were handsome, you were charming.
Nice grin, so disarming,
Hiding all your flaws behind that smile.
I can be a bit naive,
Wear my heart upon my sleeve
I was too easily beguiled

CHORUS
You should’ve come with a warning label:
“Hazardous, might be fatal,
Danger, not too stable,
Soon could fall apart.
He’s way too risky.
Can’t handle money or his whiskey.
Chance is more than fifty-fifty,
He will break your heart.

BRIDGE
“Disaster straight ahead!”
that’s what your profile should have said.
I was better off alone.
If I’d only known.....!

VERSE 3
Hindsight is twenty-twenty.
Danger signs there were plenty.
Missed them all, what a crying shame!
Next time I’ll keep my distance,
Avoid the path of least resistance.
but honey, you were the one to blame.

CHORUS
You should’ve come with a warning label:
“Hazardous, might be fatal,
Danger, not too stable,
Soon could fall apart.
He’s way too risky.
Can’t handle money or his whiskey.
Chance is more than fifty-fifty,
He will break your heart.”

He will break your heart!